Hey, I brought you this shirt because they sent me an extra and I knew you liked golf as much as I do, plus I figure we wear the same size.
What I did say was devastating and involved the phrase "larger lady"and mentioned how my other friends are all so damn tiny. I hate myself.
P, who watched it all go down, goes, "What was that?!"
I should not be allowed to leave the house. The sad thing is, that was me trying to be nice.
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